The ‘Aso Ebi’ Slay Gang
These are the #PepperThemGang. Them #SlayQueens and kings. They storm the owambe parry dressed in native wears sewn in different breath-taking styles. They are the most important people at the party. These guys here are the major shareholders of the owambe parry.
The Dancer Extraordinaire
These guys are the life of the parry. In fact if you allow them, they’ll dance so much that everyone will now think that they are the celebrant. These ones are not here to play at all 🙂
The Greedy People (Gluttons)
The kain vex wey these guys dey take wan chop everything within sight eh, you go dey wonder whether the couple dey owe them money. Many of these people are not necessarily poor; they are just Nigerians.
They are helping the couple to make sure that food doesn’t get wasted noni
Aka mogbo moya. Aka random visitor. This guy can be a long forgotten primary school classmate of the bride, a sister to the cousin of an aunt that was invited or just a random guy down the street who walked in just because there’s something irresistible called party jollof…
Mr and Mrs Tush
These set of guys just sit around and act like the rest of us are their property. They are often known by their britico/Amerikano accent. Sometimes they sit around in clusters, at other times, they just sit alone, glued to their phones.
See ehn, these ones are not anybody’s mate at all. When these guys stand to spray, just respect yourself and go and sit down jejely and observe. They can spray 2 million at once or even dollars. These guys are mad in dollar terms.
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