Lagos and traffic are like a man and its shadow. In fact, the day you wake up and drive around Lagos, and there’s no single traffic, check again—rapture fit don happen 🙂
2. After you have missed an important meeting and wasted your time, you now realize that that traffic that wrecked this havoc was caused by a guy who just decided to slow down and buy roasted corn by the roadside.
3. When you have to sit between two fat people inside danfo
Bless your soul– should one of them have body odour—which is normal. That is when you’ll begin to wonder who your ancestors offended that is ‘blocking’ you from making it in this life.
Don’t faint yet. Wait till the one that ate beans last night add a smelly fart to your already wretched condition
4. When your boss turns you into a houseboy
‘’Err Daniel, please help me buy roasted plantain down the street’’
Sorry sir, just change the job title to office assistant or better still Minister of Enjoyment Affairs so I can gladly wear the badge. Nonsense and irresponsibility.
5. Getting home at night after a tiring day—no light
At this point you have sat yourself down and reasoned that you are not planning on dying yet, so you just go take a shower, eat and lay down to sleep.
I will not come and go and kill myself.
6. Your neighbor now turns on his rickety noisy generator
At this point you cannot guarantee that you’ll act rationally if you go out there to confront him, so you whisper to yourself, ‘’Calm down. Issa trap. Issa trap. I’m not ready to spend the next few years in Kirikiri.
So you force your eyes shut and pretend you’re asleep. No be person wey river see him leg e dey drown?
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Introducing the Nigerian Association of Hairdressers & Cosmetologists
The Nigerian Association of Hairdressers and Cosmetologists (NASHCO) has been in existence since the 1970s, precisely founded on the 19th of May 1978. The Association is a well known one with a huge membership database across the Country.
As part of the aim of its existence, the association was founded to provide a forum where Hairdressers as well as Cosmetologists could have their common problems dealt with fairly and timely. They also wanted to ensure that high professional standards and ethics within the field were constantly adhered to, in order to foster trust and confidence with their customers and partners. The motto of the association is “UNITY AND STRENGTH”.
However, in light of this knowledge which I believe generally precedes one’s revelation of the existence of “NASHCO”, there are 3 important things you probably did not know about the association and it’s really funny, because these 3 things are what has given the association the much credibility and recognition it continues to enjoy today.
Here they are:
1- It’s amazing to note that “NASHCO” has recorded an amazing growth in membership over the years. Just in Lagos alone, the State Chapter of NASHCO currently records over 10,000 registered members in all 20 local government areas and 37 local Council Development Areas (LCDAs) of the state.
In all states, the state body is headed by the President and Executives; the LGAs and LCDAs are headed by a Chairperson, while the various areas under each LGA/LCDA are headed by a Zonal Head. In Lagos, meetings are held on the last Thursday of each month, with the exception of December.
2- NASHCO is registered with the Lagos State Ministry of Commerce and Industry
3- NASHCO is equally registered with the Lagos State Wealth Creation and Empowerment.
The Association’s Partnership With Jambolo.com
Not too long ago, the association made a decision to partner with Jambolo.com, Nigeria’s first online aggregator for Artisans/blue collar services in Nigeria. In a statement made by the Lagos state chapter Chairperson who said, “Jambolo has provided a platform for us to showcase our products and services and as such we believe this partnership will place our members in a position to compete effectively and deliver quality services to our customers in Lagos State.” It is to be observed that the Association is positioned towards providing quality service and satisfaction to her customers, clients and partners.
Artisans that are a part of the Association include but not limited to:
3. Body Care Specialists
4. Make-Up Artists
5. Nail Stylists
If you want to enjoy great styling with regards your looks. If you want to enjoy consistent affordable rates when next you are in search of an hairdresser or a cosmetologist; just log on to Jambolo.com and with one click, locate the beauty you get access to professional service, from the comfort of your home.
5 Things You Should Know About Jambolo.com
Wouldn’t it be amazing if you could just, at the click of a button, gain access to a wide range of professional Artisans (Carpenters, Plumbers, Hairdressers, etc.) all over Lagos, no matter your location? Wouldn’t it be better still, if these Artisans apart from being professionals, were also really affordable and easily reachable?
Best of all, I’m sure you’d feel a lot safe or should I say have peace of mind, just knowing that your Artisan has already gone through strict verification, so you don’t even bother about the possibility of a mischievous conduct, while his/her service is being offered. I’m sure you’re telling yourself right now… of course I would love all of these services, if only they were true and possible.
Well, no need to pinch yourself any further, Jambolo.com was designed to make it all happen for you, just as stated above. Jambolo.com provides listings of over 100 different categories of artisans and SME’s in Nigeria, and also provides information on their physical location (i.e. addresses) and contact details (i.e. phone numbers) of each SME service provider.
To enable you use Jambolo.com effectively, below are 5 important things you should know, this way, you’re sure of getting great service as well as a great experience.
1- What cities does Jambolo cover?
For now, Jambolo.com covers only Lagos metropolis but there are plans to expand to other major cities in Nigeria in the coming months.
2- Does Jambolo negotiate cost of services provided on behalf of users?
No. At this point in time, Jambolo.com does not offer this service. Service costs can be negotiated and agreed with the service provider after engaging them through the portal.
3- Can artisans/small business service providers upload their business details on Jambolo?
No. The Jambolo Business Development Team will need to physically visit the service provider or any affiliated association that controls such services in that particular area field surveys to verify the identity and capacity of the prospective vendor to deliver specific services. This procedure ensures that only Service Providers that are physically verified are listed on jambolo.com
4- What do I do if I am very satisfied/dissatisfied with the quality of work provided by an
artisan/small business on Jambolo?
A rating tool is currently being developed on that would help with feedback on the quality of work provided by the service provider. This will provide valuable information for other users who wish to use the service provider in the future and help us serve your better.
5- Will Jambolo Online Services guarantee quality of work produced by listed artisans?
No. Our site, Jambolo.com is a platform that aggregates and provides access to frequently needed blue collar services. The site also seeks to promote quality customer services and competition amongst such service providers in Nigeria.
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This is the Craziest Whatsapp Conversation you’ll See in 2017
When you think you’ve seen the craziest of them all, another one comes from nowhere and sweeps you clean off your feet. This chat right here happened around 2 AM. This lady had approached her boyfriend’s friend for sex and this is how it went down.
Sincerely, I don’t know what to think, what do y’all think?
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